Rice. Lovely, sticky, deeply-flavoured rice. Lick the plate

Risotto is sold to cooks as a dark art that normal people can’t do – it’s all about timing, hot stock and standing around for 20 minutes while it comes together.

Beef in loads of soy sauce. It’s lovely.

But, do as I say, not as I do!

Fish on toast is the best thing in the world

Well, you know...but this is fabulous!