This is what cheap olives are for

There's no real recipe for this in terms of proportions, make it how you like and adjust as you go

This is a version of Puttanesca.

A puttana is a sex worker in Italian and it is thought to have been named because it was quick and easy for people with a "busy schedule" to cook and eat between appointments.

Fish on toast is the best thing in the world

Well, you know...but this is fabulous!

You know how I feel about this. It's not quite a Religion but . . .

OK, so this is simple: Vermouth, Gin and . . . ummm . . . nothing else

It’s been a crap day (or a great one), it’s late or you’re not in the mood.