You know how I feel about this. It's not quite a Religion but . . .
OK, so this is simple: Vermouth, Gin and . . . ummm . . . nothing else
This is what cheap olives are for
There's no real recipe for this in terms of proportions, make it how you like and adjust as you go
It’s been a crap day (or a great one), it’s late or you’re not in the mood.