You know how I feel about this. It's not quite a Religion but . . .

OK, so this is simple: Vermouth, Gin and . . . ummm . . . nothing else

This is what cheap olives are for

There's no real recipe for this in terms of proportions, make it how you like and adjust as you go

Fish on toast is the best thing in the world

Well, you know...but this is fabulous!

It’s been a crap day (or a great one), it’s late or you’re not in the mood.

This is a version of Puttanesca.

A puttana is a sex worker in Italian and it is thought to have been named because it was quick and easy for people with a "busy schedule" to cook and eat between appointments.